apricotica asked: Yeah, dude, it is that you have to know someone. Best I can do is offer you the list of silly questions I've come up with for emergency askhole situations. Which have been asked of others, but seldom answered with aplomb or panache. Ahem.
1.You're kicking someone's ass. (They totally deserve it.) You get to choose the sound track to this well-deserved ass-kicking. What song or songs play as you kick this person's ass?
2. For no reason you can discern your poop is suddenly bright, bright orange. Like, safety-orange. Fluorescent day-glo crossing guard vest orange. Doesn't matter what you eat or drink. Every time you take a crap your shit is now this color. How long before you tell Tumblr about it? Do you post bright orange poop pics? Do you photograph your poop in black light like an old Led Zeppelin poster?
3. What would be a good product name for marketing peel-n-stick herpes sores?
4. What is the most mediocre super-power you can think of?
5. What never might have possibly ceased being your favorite verb tense?
I was going to just pick one, but I’m gonna do it like it’s a meme. That way, there’s no way it’ll be short enough or interesting enough for people to really read and it’ll defeat the purpose (a purpose) of the questions thing which, I trust, is to kind of get to know each other.
1. Nirvana’s Territorial Pissing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCGvONbVCa0
2. Tuesday for #tmituesday. But, that’s bullshit. The moment I’ve cleaned my bum and washed up, it’s going online.
3. Oozers.
4. Slicing fresh bread without smushing it at all.
5. Present.
Thank you, apricotica, for making me feel a little bit more like I’m a part of something here in this tumblr place. :-)
